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krinkshame:

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r-oseteas:

kcdworld:

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

This is a group of friends who know youre dating a bad dude so are willing to drop everything and lie if it means protecting you, not remotely “oh haha its because u cheatin”

And clearly they’re not far off the mark if he’s going through her phone and doing these kinds of “tests” to uncover and instigate shit

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cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

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slavery:

sqooper:

slavery:

I had a dream I had a son

and u just woke up and bailed on him 😔

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sandra-afrika:

I can never stomach maroon 5 love songs because I feel like your outward appearance needs to correspond at least slightly to the lyrics you’re trying to make us believe in

And adam levine doesn’t look like he wouldn’t mind spending every day out on my corner in the pouring rain, he looks like he spends his days naked in a penthouse apartment licking his own ballsack like a cat

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limb:

if astrology isn’t real then explain why i’m like this

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